Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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