Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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