i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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