I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Four minutes until I can fart!
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
