4 words: hood of his car
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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