I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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