Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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