I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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