Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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