Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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