You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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