There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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