so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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