alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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