I'm gonna have a badass scar
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
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