Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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