he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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