in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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