I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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