I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
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There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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