You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
whose parrot is this?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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