But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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