No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I want to be your penis for a week.
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Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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