So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Is it because I queefed?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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