hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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