We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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