with your own penis?
Im at strip club and am horny
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize
