he wants to bone in the snuggie
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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