Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
