i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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