are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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