It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
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I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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