Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
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We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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