Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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