Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
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Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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