ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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