My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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