found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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