He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
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you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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