maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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