i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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