And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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