So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
