mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
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I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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