I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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