I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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