too bad you live with your parents still
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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