he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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