Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
