Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Randomize