I don't usually arrange sex via text message
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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