"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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