i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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