I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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