My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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