have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize