For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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