yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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