you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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