we have officially lost it.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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